Skip the soccer practice and PTA meetings—this “Childless Cat Lady” hoodie is all about living your best nine lives. Bold retro lettering declares your proud cat-lady status. Made from a soft, comfy blend perfect for cat naps—yours or theirs—this hoodie is ideal for cozy nights in, weekend errands, or explaining to strangers why you have 4,000 cat photos on your phone. For the woman who knows that purrs beat parent-teacher conferences any day.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood


Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!