If you’ve ever played Settlers of Catan, you know the struggle is real: sheep for trade, again? This cozy, sarcastic sweatshirt is for the gamer who’s had enough. Featuring hand-drawn illustrations of all five classic game resources — wood, brick, wheat, ore, and (sigh) sheep — along with the brutally honest phrase: “Nobody Wants Your F*cking Sheep”
(With the "U" adorably shaped like a sheep’s head 🐑 for extra flair.)

This comfy crewneck is perfect for chilly game nights, board game conventions, or gifting to your most trade-desperate friend.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!